Hi. As readers of my cousin Margaret's blog you may already know me. If not, my name's Eleanor Cuffley and I'm married to Roger and we have a son called Sebastian.
Margaret's last post was a worry to us all and allied with the fact that she didn't show up for work on Monday morning, which she's never done before. A search party, centred around the flat, headed by her boyfriend Wilf, failed to determine any answers on Thursday and the European Commission are less than helpful, stating Giles 'Mr A' Arbuthnot's shady past as a possible reason for any alleged abductions.
Although I work in another Government Department to Margaret, my friend Wendy's sister used to work with Arbuthnot and told me of wierd and wonderful rumours about his strange preferences which included covering himself in thick cut marmalade and putting a combination of Ambrosia creamed rice and earthworms in his underpants during a fast stream camping trip.
I'm worried and will keep you posted.
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