Margaret update: no more news I'm afraid. A Whitehall wide appeal entitled 'Find Giles Arbuthnot and Margaret Weaver' has netted the princely sum of £25.76 on the Just Giving website so far.
As for me, well Roger's in the doghouse as far as I'm concerned. The stupid man threw away, yes, binned a brand new pair of Birkenstocks! I was apoplectic with rage and threatened to ban his monthly trips to 'Madame Borgenviella's Heavenly Massages'.
You may think, why would I, his wife put up with such behaviour? Well, Roger was one hell of a catch when I first met him - witty, erudite, well-connected and very attractive. He also has a huge sexual appetite which I can't satisfy. Ten years ago there wasn't a man, woman or animal alive who didn't find him alluring company and it was a huge boost to my confidence when we first got together. I have always been in possession of a plus sized figure that I've never been content with and as a result, I lack confidence.
Our joint incomes also bought us the house we now live in. The mortgage is crippling, but I'm keen to 'keep up with the Jones's' and will ensure that we maintain an acceptable standard of living in the short, medium and long term.
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