The history of Miss Polly

Oh, just to let you know that Polly was charged with theft and public disorder at the weekend as part of last week's London riots. Apparently she smashed the Wimpy Bar's windows in and stole 35 burger buns, 20 'bender' sausages and 12 catering packs of fries. I've thrown her out and retained her deposit in lieu of the clean up job I'll have to do on the spare room and to cover the cost of a taxi to transport her belongings back to her mother's house. No more lodgers!